Memoirs of a Z-list socialite
80s-90s-supermodels:

“Beauty Sleep”, Vogue US, January 1991Photographer : Irving Penn

80s-90s-supermodels:

“Beauty Sleep”, Vogue US, January 1991
Photographer : Irving Penn

Just showing my appreciation to OK! magazine for an amazing internship.

Just showing my appreciation to OK! magazine for an amazing internship.

Just Yolo’ing the pre public holiday with some ice cream and wine. 


Now lets sleep.

Just Yolo’ing the pre public holiday with some ice cream and wine.


Now lets sleep.

thefluffingtonpost:

Cat’s Embarrassing Library Record Made Public
Scandal is brewing in the tiny town of Sea Crest, South Carolina where local newspaper The Sea Crest Breeze has publish the library lending record of a one Milo the cat. Residents were shocked to see a number of lurid titles, including 50 Shades of Fur and Live Nude Cats, on the list.
“This pretty much kills any chance of running for political office,” said Jessica Buchanan. “Then again, I guess, look at Mark Sanford.”
The newspaper is not source of the library record. Milo could not be reached for comment.
Via pallagao.

thefluffingtonpost:

Cat’s Embarrassing Library Record Made Public

Scandal is brewing in the tiny town of Sea Crest, South Carolina where local newspaper The Sea Crest Breeze has publish the library lending record of a one Milo the cat. Residents were shocked to see a number of lurid titles, including 50 Shades of Fur and Live Nude Cats, on the list.

“This pretty much kills any chance of running for political office,” said Jessica Buchanan. “Then again, I guess, look at Mark Sanford.”

The newspaper is not source of the library record. Milo could not be reached for comment.

Via pallagao.

How I feel about my finances

whatshouldwecallme:

On pay day:

After I pay rent:

dammit i meant to hit anon ahahahahaha

Dumbie.

did u evr meet Britney? its my bigest dream. is it youres to?

Oh hai babeh,

I’m yet to meet her… Did kiss her star on the hollywood walk of fame though!

Then again, you were there… So you know that.

Britney Spears - The Walk of Fame

Errrrr Maaaaahhhh Geeerrrrddddd

I am in a state of uncertainty with very little money and my sanity is starting to become questionable. It could be the shots I did last night or the fact that I haven’t been to the gym in about 2 weeks but shit’s gotta change.

That’s it, I’m going to work this hangover off… Wish me luck.

It’s a cold and rainy day and i’ve already left the house once today so I am currently looking through my computer’s photo booth pictures and videos. My gosh, i’ve pulled some weird faces over the years… Whether I was on exchange in North Carolina or had friends over in Sydney… There is no doubt that i’ll take a pic or two.

lickypickystickyme:

I like this.

lickypickystickyme:

I like this.

A good crew: Easter Sunday 2013.

A good crew: Easter Sunday 2013.