Memoirs of a Z-list socialite

Terminating the Terminator…

Ain’t she cute!
San Francisco 2012.

Thanks for sketching me and emphasizing my big ol chin….

Chix.
San Francisco 2012.

Draw something: not just good for guessing drawings.

Things I’m looking forward to about going home:

* My cat! Benny! Can’t wait to give him a cuddle and have him paw my belly.

* Moving into a new apartment with 2 of my good friends in Sydney’s Eastern suburbs.

* My mum’s cooking.

* Catching up with all of my friends from both Sydney & Newcastle.

* Having a bubble bath.

* NOT living out of a suitcase.

* The football season.

* Monday night dinner at my parents.

and so on and so forth…

I left my heart (best friend) in San Francisco.

When I’m on the P2P and I’m sitting next to someone I don’t understand how they got accepted to UNC

whatshouldunccallme:

because I’m obviously so smart and got into UNC :S

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Anonymous

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So stoked to be at my girl britneys star! The ground was bloody hot and I burnt my bum bum.

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Yesterday was sunday funday at hermosa beach in California.. I was a little unwell from the night before so couldn’t keep up with everyone else’s drinks.. Claire and I hung around taking it easy when this delightful dreaded man found us. He took a liking to claires ‘pussy’ and I filmed a bit. Lots if giggles were had on my part.

Paddle Boarding Virginity »

This is the cinegram my friend Bree made of my attempt at paddle board yoga/dancing.

It’s worth a little laugh.

My attempt of paddle board yoga was hilarious… Watch this space for video footage…

somecreepypedophile:

gramps

This is fucking sick.